doofus

I was looking for a job and I found two jobs... from timekillingkid 406 days old

[ ... ] for ol’ Doofus to go, as she always used to say how she couldn’t live without coffee. So in late July I was transferred from one NHS ...

The Doofus summer collection from timekillingkid 506 days old

[ ... ] guru, Doofus. Ladies: I guarantee that the following outfits will be all a-go this summer. You will be the talk of the town if you manage to ...

Maybe even Calvinists have days like this from timekillingkid 537 days old

[ ... ] don’t want Doofus to be the person I spend the most amount of time next to in my life. But not speaking to Doofus doesn’t save me, as it still ...

The flask bomber from timekillingkid 779 days old

A friend and I were recently discussing who had the weirdest workmates. Even though I had the ace up my sleeve in Doofus, I have to say his two colleagues ...

The not particularly happy Mondays from timekillingkid 859 days old

[ ... ] and seeing Doofus with her summer shirt and smug pigeon expression slapped across her face, sitting there as if she hadn’t left on Friday afternoon… ...

A Hitchcockian pact from timekillingkid 865 days old

[ ... ] good. Doofus departed first, and in her infinite wisdom timed her leave to coincide with the first week of Wimbledon. Naturally, it rained ...

More Behr-faced cheek from timekillingkid 905 days old

Doofus was somewhat confused that after leaving a message for Mr Behr at the London Institute of Zoology he hadn't called her back: Doofus: That person ...

Behr-faced cheek from timekillingkid 907 days old

You can't beat the classics. I took a 'message' for Doofus this morning while she was out of the office. When she got back she found out that a Mr Behr ...

Not redundancies, but “cost improvements” from timekillingkid 932 days old

[ ... ] to perform a six-month secondment in this whole redundancy cost improvement process. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? “Doofus: you’re fired!”

Situation: pretty vacant from timekillingkid 933 days old

As much as I’d like to continue reporting on the social abyss that is Doofus (dressing ever more like Mrs Bates by the day), my first hand experience ...