I just had to.

Had to.

I emailed Mr Smith for his sex references.

And he got back to me pretty, pretty quickly:

Anna,

Thank you for considering my application, please find my references enclosed as requested.

Reference 1:

"When I met Bill, he was 16 years old and had never had a girlfriend before. I introduced him to the pleasures of mutual masturbation, although we never had penetrative sex. After a shaky start, Bill soon became very adept at bringing me to orgasm and we spent many fun-filled hours pleasuring each other in my room.

I would have no hesitation in recommending Bill for as a fuck buddy, friend with benefits or even one night stand."

Marion Murphy

Reference 2:

"When I met Bill, he was very adept at massage and bringing to orgasm through clitoris manipulation with his fingers. However, he had never had oral or penetrative sex, and I had to introduce him to the pleasures of both. A quick and eager learner, he soon discovered what I did (and more importantly didn't) enjoy and always took great time and effort to ensure a mutually pleasureable experience when having sex."

Jospehine Smith

I trust this is satisfactory and look forward to your response.

Bill

If anyone can think of any questions I can ask him for his interview, do let me know...