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The Doofus summer collection
by timekillingkid @ Thursday, 03. Jul, 2008 - 13:35:26

Now that all British players are out of the Wimbledon singles draw, we know that summer is finally here.

Some of you ladies, no doubt, are probably fretting over how to best expose your flesh to us men this summer.

Some of you probably need help in this area to avoid fashion disasters (whereas some of you just require help).

Luckily, I have access to our resident workplace fashion guru, Doofus.

Ladies: I guarantee that the following outfits will be all a-go this summer. You will be the talk of the town if you manage to bag one of these lucky combinations!

Outfit no 1

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It takes a special someone to get away with a dog vomit and blancmange combination, but I reckon our Doofy carries it off with aplomb!

Outfit no 2

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Blouse, tastefully inspired by Jackson Pollock, with skirt in tasteful dog shit colour. Brown is a very underrated colour...

Outfit 3

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Girls: scarves worn indoors are so the way to go this summer! It’s preppy, it’s peppy, it’s you!

Outfit 4

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Forget anything you were taught about colour wheels and combinations! Just rip it up and start again! Totally postmodern and avant garde, it’s what all the arty folks are wearing this summer!

Outfit 5

A cunning reverse of outfit 2! Proof that dogshit brown works as both a blouse and skirt colour!

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And thanks again to our lovely model. She sure knows how to pose for the camera!

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2008-07-03 @ 13:54

What would you ever do if she found this blog?

Actually, you'd probably bill her for your services as her fashion publicity agent, right?

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-03 @ 13:58

Say it was either this blog or me slapping her in the face with a mackerel.

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-07-03 @ 13:59

I vote for both! With photographic evidence, of course.

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-03 @ 14:02

You'll have to make do with the video of the afternoon when she lost her Oyster and debit card. Happy times!

I'll really miss the pigeon-faced geriatric when I'm working elsewhere in a couple of weeks...

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2008-07-03 @ 14:03

Hence all the pornophotographic memorabilia...

Where you off to?

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-03 @ 14:09

In the short-term, wherever the temp agency send me. I should (fingers crossed) have something permanent sorted out in a couple of months. I cannot take any more!

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-07-03 @ 14:11

Quitting before you end up switching sides, eh? Can't blame you.

Hope you find something soon x

(If not, the position of RTB's Bitch is always open...)

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-04 @ 11:29

After that long march through south London courtesy of MJohnson, I would have thought you'd had enough of my bitchin' behaviour.

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-07-04 @ 13:18

My eardrums are still bleeding.

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-04 @ 13:36

I believe MJohnson moved to within two streets of my place so as to save you from any permanent eardrum damage. :)

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2008-07-04 @ 17:30

For that alone, he can remain cult leader :)

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lyndljlyndlj pro
2008-07-03 @ 14:34

Ah the now very famous Doofus, you know you really should not make her pose for so many pictures she looks really weary in four, bet you had her at it all day! Like all the fashion photographers do ;)

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-03 @ 14:39

It was the helping her in and out of her clothes that was the... hard part!

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RunDontWalkRunDontWalk pro
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2008-07-04 @ 13:09

I'm surprised your eyes weren't seared by watching her change clothes. I saw my 99 year old Nana naked 7 years ago and still haven't recovered.

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
2008-07-03 @ 16:05

You can't leave! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tqake Doofus with you, please, she'll wither and die on her own. You can't leaveeeeeeeeee!

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-03 @ 16:16

Either I leave, or you'll be assisting me with shallow grave digging duties in Finsbury Park.

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rithompsonrithompson [Member]
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2008-07-03 @ 17:51

I do hope you don't accidently call her Doofus at work, and she googles her nickname! I fear the repercussions. :-/

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-03 @ 18:08

Don't worry. I'm more likely to call her douchebag than Doofus!

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antlady69antlady69 pro
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2008-07-04 @ 07:48

Oh what lovely outfits. NOT!

I do think you will miss her when you move to your new job.

Or maybe you'll find a Doofus II? There always seems to be one like her around ... :>

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-04 @ 11:22

There's a work party this evening, which she's going to. I will most definitely not be there. Can you imagine what I might say after a couple of drinkies! :>

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antlady69antlady69 pro
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2008-07-04 @ 12:49

Lots of "nice" things?? :b

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-07-07 @ 16:14

I quite like outfit 3. It's obviously been well thought out.

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timekillingkidtimekillingkid [Member]
2008-07-21 @ 20:19

Yep, a lot of thought did go into that outfit.

Unfortunately, the thinking was done by a complete douchebag.

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PompadourPompadour [Member]
2008-08-10 @ 21:10

oh, dear, poor lady.

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