A few years ago I had the most amazing week of my life that revolved around incidents involving my ex-girlfriend, Jeffrey Archer and Michael Portillo. I only met one of these in the flesh, so to speak, but will leave it to your imagination which one.

To help narrow it down, it was the week that convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer was jailed. Sadly, I wasn't in court when convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer was sentenced, so was unable to pass on the important message I had to give him about bars of soap and not bending over at critical moments.

But what a drunken session that was! From the pub I kept ringing my flatmate to ask if it really was still true, that convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer was still guilty. Tuned to Sky News at home, I was told repeatedly that 'yes Tkk, convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer is still on his way to do time. Wahey!'

The next day as I read all of the papers detailing convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer's sentence, I thought to myself: 'Ah yes, prison does indeed work...'

So as many bloggers appear to be in a particularly punitive mood today and considering the pleasure I obtained from seeing convicted perjurer Jeffrey Archer jailed, who would you like to see slopping out their cell and deciding to leave their bar of soap exactly where it landed?